Regular

Police Officer: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Taylor Hall: Fuck’s sake.
Taylor:
Taylor: Wait, three?
Police Officer: Yes, three.
Nico Hischier: Oh my god, oh fuck
Steve Santini: MILES FUCKING FELL OFF

Conversation

NHL: So you’re just going to keep pride tape on your stick for the rest of your NHL career?
Kurtis Gabriel: What, like it’s hard?

Conversation

Nico Hischier: Jesper, if there’s one thing you’ve taught me it’s to appreciate the little things.
Jesper Bratt: That’s really sweet, I–
Jesper: WAIT, WAS THAT A SHORT JOKE??