Regular

Police Officer: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Taylor Hall: Fuck’s sake.
Taylor:
Taylor: Wait, three?
Police Officer: Yes, three.
Nico Hischier: Oh my god, oh fuck
Steve Santini: MILES FUCKING FELL OFF

Regular

Mirco Mueller: (Looking in the fridge) Someone keeps eating my
yogurt!

Nico Hischier: (Walking in, eating said yoghurt) What kind of
yogurt?

Mirco Mueller:

Mirco Mueller: I was saving that for after my run, Nico!

Nico Hischier: Oh my god. I guess I was saving it for during your
run, then.

Mirco Mueller: You’re like a big, dirty, racoon, Nico!