Kris Letang: Sid has these insanely strong opinions on things.
Go on, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.
Jake Guentzel: Hey Sid, what’s the worst multiple of four?
Sidney Crosby: Twelve, obviously. Dumbass.
John Tortorella: Jack Johnson will rain destruction down on you and your team. He is an albatross.
Sidney Crosby: Way I remember it, albatross was good luck, ‘til some idiot killed it.
Sidney Crosby: Yes, I’ve read a poem. Try not to faint.